Wednesday, December 23, 2009

The Cowboy and His Poodle

There once was a cowboy who thought his poodle was a tissue. His poodle was so white that he thought he was a tissue.

Now poodles can be very white. Once, I even blew my nose on one's ear.

One day, the cowboy was at a bar. But when he was there, he was riding on the poodle. It was gasping and panting. It was just out of breath. He had to lug around a 250-pound guy.

The cowboy bought himself and the poodle a beer. Apparently, he was so stupid that he did not know poodles do not drink beer.

So the poodle ran off and found somebody else.

Rated E for Everyone. Adults, you will think this is stupid, so be careful.

Monday, December 14, 2009

The Girl Who Had a Cracker in Her Mouth and Started Burping Because She Drank Grape Soda and Couldn't Stop Burping

The girl is my sister, just so you know. Once there was a girl. The girl was a cowgirl. She just wanted some crackers so she went to a bar. There were lots of crackers. There was grape soda too. So she took both.

She put the cracker in her mouth. She put the cracker down low. Then she poured it down her mouth. Then she became entertainment.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

The Cat Who Thought Its Bowl Was a Bird

Hairball is a cat. Hairball is an idiot cat. I once saw him do something stupid. He was just eating his food. He has Meow Mix. Then he pounced on his bowl. His bowl is red and says "HAIRBALL." He does like cardinals. I have no idea why we called him Hairball. But I do like that name.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Giant Pumpkin

I saw a giant pumpkin. I stuck a knife in it. Then I saw a monster. I was not scared. He ate Miss Long. Then Miss Long screamed. The class said, "Haaa haaa!" We liked it. We said, "Haaa haaa!" again. It was great.

Thursday, November 12, 2009


It is time to make a pie. I love pumpkin pie. Apple pie is not my favorite. I still like it a little. I have two recipes for pie. One recipe is strawberry on the bottom, caramel in the middle, and coconut on the top. It is good. One recipe is chocolate raspberry pie. It is chocolate and raspberry mixed. I love it.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Future Pets

When I grow up, I want to get four pets. I will get two dogs, one fish, and one rabbit. One dog will be named Chocolate Chip. My fish will be named Goldie. One dog will be named Cookie. The rabbit will be named Carrot. The dogs will be beagles. The fish will be a goldfish. I will love them. They will love me.

Monday, November 9, 2009

My Dad's Birthday

I love my dad. He is so so so cool. his birthday is November 7th. We went to Haus Murphy. I got chicken schnitzel. I love it. I made him a painting and a kachina and a card. We got a black forest cake. He loved his present because he loves me.

Friday, November 6, 2009

My Dogs

I like dogs. I have three dogs. One is named Maggie. One is named Murphy. One is named Springfield. I feed them every night. Griffin feeds them in the morning. I play with them. I love them. They love me.

Thursday, November 5, 2009


Poppleton is a pig. He went to the beach with Hudson. They collected shells. They ate cheese sandwiches. They watched the waves. They went on the bus. Then they went to Cherry Sue's. Cherry Sue opened the door. They they danced. Cherry Sue saw Hudson. She screamed, "AHHHHH! RAT!"

Poppleton said, "No, wait! That's my--"


"--friend. Oh, well, he is already dead."

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Nacho for Halloween

I was a nacho for Halloween. I went trick-or-treating. I had sour cream on my costume. My bag said "Monster Madness." I got on Kit-Kat. I stole three packets of M&M's from my grandma. I went to my grandma's after I went trick-or-treating. I ate two pieces of candy. Then I shared some with Rabbit.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Cinnamon Fairy

I hate cinnamon. It is nasty. I saw a cinnamon fairy. I licked her. She was nasty. I told her I do not like cinnamon. She was very sad. I said that I was sorry. She said it was OK. I still remember that story.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Vanilla Puddingland

Me and Katrena are best friends. We went to Vanilla Puddingland. We ate so much pudding. Katrina put some peanut butter on it. They we saw Zailey. She got stuck her last time. She ate some pudding with us. We all got on the ship. Then we went to bed.

Thursday, October 29, 2009


It is time to make nothing! Me, Yvonne, and Katrena are going to a sushi place. Yvonne ordered a rainbow roll. It is a crab roll with fish on the top. Katrena ordered a squid roll. I ordered a crab roll. Before they gave us our food, I said, "Oom yay oo." That made us turn into shrimp. They put us in a bowl. We were in a boiling pot.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009


It is time to make a cookie. I like cookies. They are very good. My favorite is chocolate chip. I like the peanut butter cookies. the cookie I am making is peanut butter and chocolate chip. It is for my mom. My mom loves cookies. She loves peanut butter. I like my mom.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009


It is time to make a cake. First I put in the sugar. Then I put in the chocolate chips. Then I let it bake. DING! That means it is done. Then I put blueberries and strawberries on it. But first I put on frosting. Then I put on glitter. Then we look at my big cake.

Monday, October 26, 2009

The Forest

I went to the forest.
I saw a different fruit tree.
It had all the fruits you could think of. It was so amazing!
I ate some bananas. The bananas were sweet.
The cherries were bad. The cherries were sour.
Then I blended up some fruit. I made a smoothie.

Friday, October 23, 2009


I died one day. I went up to heaven. I saw angels. The girls had braids. The boys ahd flat hair. They had white gowns. They had golden circles on their heads. They did not have shoes. They were very cute. It was awesome!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Beth and Miranda

Once there were two girls. They were eight. Their names were Miranda and Beth. They went in their flower garden. They saw a fairy. They were tiny. It was like an adventure. Their dresses dropped off their feet. They were two inches tall. It was cool.

Monday, October 19, 2009

The Plant Festival

I went to a plant festival.

I had to grow fruit.

I grew pineapples, bananas, and pears.

I made fruit salad. It was called Tropical Beach. I put chocolate on it. I put marshmallows in it. The judge liked it. I was scared. I won the trophy.

Friday, October 16, 2009

The Fairy

I was in my house one day. I saw a fairy. The fairy had a purple dress. The fairy had brown and curly hair. The fairy flew in a circle around my house. She touched my house with her want. POOF! It turned into a cake. It was chocolate cake. It had vanilla frosting with cherries. It was delicious.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

The Mall

I went to the mall. I bought ice cream. It was five dollars. Then we went shopping. We bought an orange dress. It had straps on the back. Then we played at the play place. Then we ate at Chick-fil-a. I ate a chicken sandwich and waffle fries.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Lego Land

I went to Legoland with my aunt, mom, and brother. We saw a R2-D2 Lego. It made noise. I went in my aunt's car. We ate corn dogs and fries. My corn dog was burnt. My corndog was nasty. I just ate fries. We had a good time.

Friday, September 25, 2009

I was going to a baseball game with my mom, my brother, and my dad. We at hot dogs and nachos and popcorn and peanuts. We went on July 8th. We went in my dad's new car. We signed up for the No-Chew Crew. We played at the playground. We colored the mascot. The D-Backs got a home run. We all had fun.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009


I went to Ohio.I went with my mom my dad my grandpa my grandma and my brother. We took a plane to get there. We went October 2nd 2006. Griffin was one. We went to my great grandmas house. I played with tea set. I pumped the well. And that is how Ohio went.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009


When my Granny and Grandpa came (mom's side) we went to Rawhide. We went on a donkey ride. Me and Griffin went. Griffin got on Freckles and I got on Mah. After that, we went to a horse cabin. In the old days, people had cabins pulled by horses. Then my grandpa bought me a boot cup. Then me and Griffin and my mom got ice cream sandwiches.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

The Red Bird

Once upon a time there was a little red bird. He had to feed he family. He had to find the right plant. it was called a powder plant. He looked at the peppermint plant. He thought it was yummy. He probably wouldn't be happy to find his mom angry, so he got the powder plant.