Wednesday, December 23, 2009

The Cowboy and His Poodle

There once was a cowboy who thought his poodle was a tissue. His poodle was so white that he thought he was a tissue.

Now poodles can be very white. Once, I even blew my nose on one's ear.

One day, the cowboy was at a bar. But when he was there, he was riding on the poodle. It was gasping and panting. It was just out of breath. He had to lug around a 250-pound guy.

The cowboy bought himself and the poodle a beer. Apparently, he was so stupid that he did not know poodles do not drink beer.

So the poodle ran off and found somebody else.

Rated E for Everyone. Adults, you will think this is stupid, so be careful.

Monday, December 14, 2009

The Girl Who Had a Cracker in Her Mouth and Started Burping Because She Drank Grape Soda and Couldn't Stop Burping

The girl is my sister, just so you know. Once there was a girl. The girl was a cowgirl. She just wanted some crackers so she went to a bar. There were lots of crackers. There was grape soda too. So she took both.

She put the cracker in her mouth. She put the cracker down low. Then she poured it down her mouth. Then she became entertainment.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

The Cat Who Thought Its Bowl Was a Bird

Hairball is a cat. Hairball is an idiot cat. I once saw him do something stupid. He was just eating his food. He has Meow Mix. Then he pounced on his bowl. His bowl is red and says "HAIRBALL." He does like cardinals. I have no idea why we called him Hairball. But I do like that name.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Giant Pumpkin

I saw a giant pumpkin. I stuck a knife in it. Then I saw a monster. I was not scared. He ate Miss Long. Then Miss Long screamed. The class said, "Haaa haaa!" We liked it. We said, "Haaa haaa!" again. It was great.