There once was a cowboy who thought his poodle was a tissue. His poodle was so white that he thought he was a tissue.
Now poodles can be very white. Once, I even blew my nose on one's ear.
One day, the cowboy was at a bar. But when he was there, he was riding on the poodle. It was gasping and panting. It was just out of breath. He had to lug around a 250-pound guy.
The cowboy bought himself and the poodle a beer. Apparently, he was so stupid that he did not know poodles do not drink beer.
So the poodle ran off and found somebody else.
Rated E for Everyone. Adults, you will think this is stupid, so be careful.